We all love our morning cup of coffee. Some like it black. Some like it with oat milk, vanilla syrup, and a sprinkle of cinnamon.
But then there are those people—the rebels, the risk-takers, the DIY coffee chemists—who push the boundaries of what a cup of joe can be.
This one’s for them.
From adding cheese to your brew (yes, cheese) to frothing milk with a French press plunger or blending butter into espresso, there’s a whole internet of bizarre-yet-weirdly-genius coffee hacks. So grab your mug, maybe hold your judgment, and get ready to explore some of the most unhinged coffee hacks out there—some of which might just change how you caffeinate.
1. Microwaving Coffee Beans for “Fresher” Flavour
Yes, someone out there decided that instead of grinding and brewing beans properly, they’d nuke them first. The idea is that microwaving your coffee beans for 10–15 seconds “wakes up” the oils, especially if they’ve been sitting out a while.
Surprisingly? It kinda works. A short microwave zap can release a bit more aroma and flavour—though let’s be clear: it’s no substitute for freshly roasted beans. Use this in emergencies only (read: your beans have been stale since last Christmas).
✅ Does it work? Mildly
😬 Would a barista approve? Absolutely not
🔥 Unhinged rating: 7/10
2. Cheese in Coffee (Kaffeost)
This one sounds like a prank but is actually rooted in Nordic tradition. Kaffeost is a Swedish and Finnish coffee tradition where cubes of juustoleipä (a soft, squeaky cheese) are dropped into hot coffee. The cheese soaks up the liquid, warms up, and becomes an oddly satisfying, salty sponge.
You don’t stir it in—you sip your coffee around the cheese, and when you’re done, you eat the soaked-up, coffee-flavoured curds.
✅ Does it work? If you like sweet-and-savoury
🧀 Would you do it twice? Depends on your sense of adventure
🔥 Unhinged rating: 9/10
Read more: What’s the Weirdest Coffee Flavour Ever Made? You Won’t Believe These Brews Exist
3. Frothing Milk in a French Press
This hack has gone semi-mainstream, but if you’ve never tried it, here’s the trick: Pour hot milk into a clean French press and pump the plunger up and down rapidly until you get creamy foam.
It’s the kind of “how did I never think of that?” move that feels slightly chaotic but ends in barista-level froth. It’s especially good for those without espresso machines or electric frothers.
✅ Does it work? Yes, beautifully
🫧 Bonus points for creativity
🔥 Unhinged rating: 6/10
4. Salt in Coffee to Fix Bitter Brews
This one comes from the Navy, where soldiers would add a pinch of salt to mask bad-tasting coffee. Salt neutralises bitterness and enhances flavour—even Alton Brown swears by it.
All it takes is a tiny pinch (like 1/8 teaspoon per cup). Don’t dump it in like you’re making pasta. When done right, it really smooths out overly dark or over-extracted brews.
✅ Does it work? Yes, science supports it
🧂 Taste upgrade? Surprisingly noticeable
🔥 Unhinged rating: 5/10
5. Butter Coffee (a.k.a. Bulletproof Coffee)
Blending unsalted butter (and sometimes coconut oil) into coffee sounds like a heart attack in a cup, but this high-fat trend has been popular among keto dieters and productivity hackers for years. The idea? The fats give you long-lasting energy without a crash.
When done right (with good beans and a high-speed blender), the result is a frothy, rich drink that’s somewhere between a latte and a weirdly satisfying soup.
✅ Does it work? For energy and satiety, yes
🧈 Would we serve it in a café? Debatable
🔥 Unhinged rating: 8/10
6. Mayo in Coffee (No, Seriously)
This one went viral thanks to a football player who swears by it. That’s right—mayonnaise stirred into hot coffee. The logic (if we can call it that) is that mayo is just eggs and oil, so it should add creaminess and body like milk or butter.
We tried it. The texture is okay. The taste? Confusing. It’s not gross, but it’s definitely not normal.
✅ Does it work? Kinda. In theory.
🥴 Would we do it again? Hard pass
🔥 Unhinged rating: 10/10
7. Shaking Coffee in a Jar for Cold Foam
Need cold foam but don’t have a frother? Just pour cold milk into a jar, close it tight, and shake like your life depends on it. Within 60 seconds, you’ve got a fluffy, sweet cloud of foam that sits beautifully atop iced coffee.
This hack is cheap, effective, and a fantastic workout for your arms.
✅ Does it work? Yes—and great for cold brews
☁️ Viral potential? TikTok worthy
🔥 Unhinged rating: 4/10
8. Orange Juice in Espresso
This one sounds a bit like a mistake. But espresso over orange juice—sometimes called an “OJ Americano” or “Sunrise Espresso”—is a thing. The citrusy tang plus the deep bitterness creates a surprisingly refreshing contrast.
It’s tart. It’s bold. It’s not for everyone. But if you like citrusy coffee notes and aren’t afraid of a flavour clash, it’s worth trying on a hot day.
✅ Does it work? Refreshing, not weird
🍊 Pair with: brunch or sunshine
🔥 Unhinged rating: 7/10
9. Baking Coffee Grounds into Brownies (or Meat Rubs)
This one’s legit and delicious. You can add spent coffee grounds to baking recipes or even meat rubs for a deep, earthy flavour. It’s especially good in chocolate desserts, where it enhances richness without being overwhelming.
Plus, it’s a smart way to reuse grounds instead of tossing them.
✅ Does it work? Yes—brownies, ribs, cookies
♻️ Eco bonus
🔥 Unhinged rating: 3/10
10. Espresso Cubes for Iced Coffee That Doesn’t Suck
Watered-down iced coffee? Not on our watch.
Pour leftover coffee or espresso into ice cube trays, freeze, and use the cubes in your next iced drink. That way, your brew gets stronger, not weaker, as it melts.
You can even freeze flavoured coffee, or try sweetened condensed milk cubes for Vietnamese-style iced coffee.
✅ Does it work? 100%
🧊 Perfect for summer
🔥 Unhinged rating: 2/10 (but genius)
Final Thoughts: Unhinged or Underrated?
When it comes to coffee, experimentation is half the fun. Sure, some hacks are borderline criminal (looking at you, mayo), but others can seriously elevate your brew—especially if you don’t have fancy gear.
So go ahead, try that French press foam, sprinkle that salt, or sip on that espresso orange juice. Just maybe skip the mayo unless you’re really curious.
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